THE WESTBROOK SHOW:
ACCIDENTAL SCIENCE…is the best science. Always.
TODAY I LEARNED…that a human is approximately 100,000 calories. And that one of the world’s most loved monsters needs a ton of humans everyday.
MAN’S BEST FRIEND: It’s not like cats wouldn’t do this, they’re just not as amphibious.
VERTIGO:
GOOFUS & GALLANT? This and this and I think I should have worked harder on a better analogy. I just thought The Dossier could use a Highlights shout-out.
OR IS IT GOODUS AND GOOFUS? Dappered contributor Christian hipped me to this right here.
IT WOULD SEEM THAT...all those dudes (and lady dudes) at The Pentagon were Boy Scouts. So much preparation going on here.
YOU HAD ONE JOB:
SPEAKING OF SUPER HEROES: Tissue please.
DAYUM NATURE: You’re so scary!
FIRE UP THE GRILL! If you’re hosting a BBQ this holiday weekend, you should check this out.
RESPECT:
LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR: It just seems to be getting worse. And this is coming from a self-avowed Pollyanna. So, suck it.
YOUR LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: I don’t care if you know that I wish I had known about this a couple months ago.
THE WIKIPEDIA CONUNDRUM: The saga of the “Brazilian aardvark.” Because the internets…
INCOMING:
Need something else to read?
- This right here is aces. Also, it’s adaptable.
- I will joyfully refer to this every fortnight. Yeah, I went there.
- I like so many of these it is hard to pick. However, I must admit that #35 is something I’m woefully inadequate at.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.
That is, by far, the longest article on eggs I have ever read
Saw on Facebook this morning that Bonobos is available at select Belks now. Just throwing it out there
Said a quiet prayer that the next polymer discovered would be carbonite.
And that I could be the first man defrosted.
and yet I read the whole thing…and I will definitely use that info. That is one of those articles that I cannot believe someone actually took the time to write, but I will refer to it again. Thanks for taking one for the team, Eggman!
I love you.
Thunder Up! Russell Westbrook is the coolest MF’er in the NBA
I admit…I want these to be the first words I hear upon defrosting…so…