Ask A Woman: This woman is taking a bit of a break.
If you’ve got a question that needs the female treatment, chances are you’re not the only one who wants to ask it. Beth is our source for the answers. From opinions on men’s style to decoding the sometimes mysterious ways of women, she’ll take on a different question every Thursday. She also might provide an answer without waiting to be asked. That happens from time to time too. Click here to get to know Beth, then get in touch with her by sending your question to: askawoman@dappered.com .
Hi fellas,
Well, it’s been fun. We’ve had some laughs, perhaps I’ve made a few of you cry (accidentally, of course). Now it’s time for me to say good-bye. See ya suckers!
Cheers,
Beth
Note: This is not the actual child in question.
I kid, I kid. But, I do have some news. The Ask A Woman column is going on hiatus for just a little bit as I try on a new hat—motherhood. Yes, I’ve procreated. I’m guessing half of you will be happy for me; the other half will probably fear for the genetic future of our species. Fair enough. For the next short while I’ll be adjusting to being a new mom, and the powers that be have graciously granted me some time off. Hopefully my son will grow up to be a Dappered reader, though no doubt he won’t listen to any of the sage advice I’ve dispensed here, since it will be coming from his clueless mother. In the meantime, the editor will fill this space with lots of good stuff, and hopefully my absence will make your hearts grow fonder. Keep sending me emails—I look forward to reading about what you’ve been up to when I get back. Don’t do anything too crazy while I’m gone. Actually, yes, do crazy things, then write to me about the mess you’ve gotten yourself into—it’s going to make for some great advice-giving opportunities.
-Beth
Got a question for Beth? She still wants you to write her while she’s on hiatus. Send your queries to: askawoman@dappered.com
Awwww congratulations!!!
Congratulations! Hardest job on earth but also the most fulfilling.
Mazel Tov !
Congrats! Name him after me! XD
Congrats!
Now, if only @dapperedsite:disqus will make an “Ask a Man” column…
Congrats
Congrats!!
Congrats!
Congrats!
Congrats!
Good enough news to make me a first time poster. Sincere congratulations to you and your family.
Mrs. Styles and I wish you and the baby health and happiness!
May your child ever be free of the hypercrticialism that finds it’s home on the internet.
And may his closet never see moths.
May his shoes never crease,
And his ties always enjoy the most supple dimples.
May he enjoy 19/20 eyesight, warranting the purchase of stylish frames without mandating their use,
May his white shirts never require bleaching,
May his watch face never scratch,
And may his clothes fit flawlessly ‘off the rack’
May his polo lapels never curl,
And tucked in shirt,,,never unfurl.
May his awkward phase be short,
And his arms not grow too long,
May he drink nothing but brown,
This and a free college education we, the dappered community pray your child be blessed with.
And the dappered congregation said….
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Congratulations!
Congrats!!
Congratulations! Your input here is top notch. Hope you’ll come back soon.
Congrats, Beth! As a father of 2 boys, have a blast and enjoy every day with him. They change so much so often.
Congrats!
Every time I read this I think of this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwPg2oarG_c But on the real, congrats!
Beth, as someone who has never posted before, now would be the best time to start. I just wanted to say thanks for sharing your kind insight and humor. I always looked forward to thursdays and reading your commentary on the joys/woes of human interaction =D Congratulations and best of luck!