Bad wigs and toweled gigs and the pup that is onto all of us.

I’D FROWN IF I HAD TO WEAR THAT WIG TOO:

TOP TEN OF THE WEEK: This is all sensible and easy to put into action. Most of you probably already know this. But we can always use a reminder, amiright? You know I am.

THAT SOUND YOU HEAR…is millions of young girls screaming at the same time. And, just maybe, a few dudes too. Also, ick.

ANOTHER DAY: Another fitness tracking gizmo. And meanwhile, I continue to look for the one that covers all the bases.

APPLAUSE: Brave, confident and choreographed.   NSFWish.

THIS ONE HAS BEEN PAYING ATTENTION:

YOU WANTED A HIT: From LCD Sound System to the subways of the Big Apple. This right here is pretty damn cool.  Unless you’re not into that kind of thing.

FIRST THINGS FIRST: This is from buzzfeed. Also, maybe you don’t have to worry about this…yet. Also, if you can pull off #6 I salute you.

STRING THEORY: This guy is becoming one of my favorites. I’m especially fond of the solo.

PLAYING WITH…

HELP ME OUT HERE: Does this get the HEY ALANIS tag or the AWKWARD tag? Because…

EASY COME…easy go? Also, next time…mums the word?

FOR OUR OWN GOOD: This concept probably scares the nicely tailored trousers out of most of you. But would it be that bad? I mean, for  like a day or two?

NO $#!% SHERLOCK: Way to go University of Missouri. Nice work.

IT’S A WONDER THEY DON’T KILL US ALL:

OH HELL NO: #13 makes me question whether or not I have OCD. #9 has me questioning how I would look in a mug shot, having been arrested for assault. Don’t even get me started in on #3. And #’s 7 & 8 are just total full-on douche moves. I would add #14: leave the perfume and cologne at home.

JUST WHAT MAKES THAT LITTLE OL’ ANT…if at first you don’t succeed…

SKILL SETS: Someone tell me there is a LinkedIn endorsement for this.

INCOMING! (The I love Amy Pond edition)

And while I realize that the whole found footage thing is a pretty standard horror/thriller stylistic device these days, this looks like good, scary fun.

Need something else to read?

• You have enough to think about so let Dappered take care of the basics and you can sweat over the small stuff. Also, don’t sweat.
• And while you aren’t sweating, you’ve got this to get you where you need to be.
• Cubicle cues.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.