AFTER THE DISCO – THE SHORT FILM:
URBAN RENEWAL 2013: I absolutely hope this goes really, really well.
MOVEMBER: The instant gratification edition. Or something. Wow.
HERE WE GO AGAIN: This is what happens when the fox is in charge of the hen house.
DUDE! You’re getting a smell!
KOZMIC KITTEH:
SPEAKING OF KITTEHS: This right here. What an experience.
TIMELY OPINION PIECE OF THE WEEK: Come for the argument to eliminate Daylight Savings, stay for the crazy history of our time zones.
CURRENT FAVORITE UNFOLDING SCANDAL: If you haven’t been paying attention to the antics of Toronto’s mayor you are missing out on one of the craziest stories to come along in maybe forever.
WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY: This story is just getting started.
THE FIRST RULE OF NAP CLUB:
VIRTUAL VEN DIAGRAM OF THE WEEK: That small area where Zombie Apocalypse Trainees meet the Zombie CrossFit merch.
THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES: This is not the first time something like this has happened.
BREAKING THE RULES: My momma always said if you can’t say anything nice, then shut your pie hole. Actually, my mom never would have said anything of the sort. But even she would have had something snarky to say about these guys from last nights CMA program. #3 VS #4: we all lose.
IF I WERE YOU…I’d be tempted to take this with a grain of salt. These sorts of things seem inherently flawed. Having said that, I totally did it.
NEVER GETS OLD:
A NIGHTMARE IN NEW MEXICO: Oh. My. Hamburgers.
SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARES: I’m pretty sure I would have soiled every piece of clothing I owned by sheer force of terror. I thought this was the stuff of urban legends?
WITH HUGE APOLOGIES TO MY CHEESE HEAD PALS: This.
THERE’S A REASON…why spiders scare the crap out of a whole lot of people. “…the surfeit of eyeballs.” /shudders.
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That New Mexico story… wow… he’s gonna win alot of money from that lawsuit.
Oh wow did I misread the 2nd part of the title…
You’re not the only one.
Why would you purposely make your child cry? I don’t get why that’s funny.
You know.. I was kind of thinking the same thing. I watched about one minute of that and then got uncomfortable. Swing and a miss there.
That’s a case where a litigious response is completely justifiable. That guy deserves to retire in comfort after that treatment, and a whole lot of people ought to be fired (and some jailed).
Well it’s funny because, it’s not my kids (not that I have any) that are crying.
Okay, that’s terrible. But there might be some kind of lesson in there. A thin, awful, going to hell lesson.
I think that was intentional
I don’t think they’re doing it to make the kid cry; the child has a choice on how to handle the situation. Unfortunately, most of them resort to crying.
“…the child has a choice on how to handle the situation.” That’s a good one.
“The person I trust the most has betrayed me.”
Yeah, crying is totally unacceptable, especially from a little kid.
To the kids, sure, candy is a big deal. But they’re gonna grow up and realize what we know as adults and are enjoying right now: watching kids overreact to something stupid is HILARIOUS.
crying? kids cry. that’s expected. yelling “i hate you?” kicking things? not so much. like i said, i don’t have kids. but if/when that happens, that wouldn’t be tolerated. also, i wouldn’t put my kids on the internet.
Selling them out yes… but as a bystander, 2:30 gives me hope. Seriously. What a sweet, compassionate little girl.
Hmm, you know this “allegedly hoax” story could’ve been also included in the weekend wacky series:
http://www.babble.com/mom/man-sues-wife-for-ugly-children-and-i-dont-blame-him/
Something about a dude in China finding out his wife had done $100,000+ worth of plastic surgeries before they met and divorcing and suing her for having ugly (in his words) children together. It sounded too made up and it probably was, but the whole plastic surgery disclosure or the lack of could be interesting topic to discuss.
Not only the deadliest spider but it’s bite can cause priapism in men. That thing is no joke.