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Wandering arachnids, floating pusses and the surfeit of eyeballs.

November 8, 2013 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links results in us getting a commission (not always, but just about), which helps keep the lights on around here. We also take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

AFTER THE DISCO – THE SHORT FILM:

URBAN RENEWAL 2013: I absolutely hope this goes really, really well.

MOVEMBER: The instant gratification edition. Or something. Wow.

HERE WE GO AGAIN: This is what happens when the fox is in charge of the hen house. 

DUDE! You’re getting a smell!

KOZMIC KITTEH: 

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SPEAKING OF KITTEHS: This right here. What an experience.

TIMELY OPINION PIECE OF THE WEEK: Come for the argument to eliminate Daylight Savings, stay for the crazy history of our time zones.

CURRENT FAVORITE UNFOLDING SCANDAL: If you haven’t been paying attention to the antics of Toronto’s mayor you are missing out on one of the craziest stories to come along in maybe forever.

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY: This story is just getting started. 

THE FIRST RULE OF NAP CLUB:

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VIRTUAL VEN DIAGRAM OF THE WEEK: That small area where Zombie Apocalypse Trainees meet the Zombie CrossFit merch.

THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES: This is not the first time something like this has happened.

BREAKING THE RULES: My momma always said if you can’t say anything nice, then shut your pie hole. Actually, my mom never would have said anything of the sort. But even she would have had something snarky to say about these guys from last nights CMA program. #3 VS #4: we all lose.

IF I WERE YOU…I’d be tempted to take this with a grain of salt. These sorts of things seem inherently flawed. Having said that, I totally did it.

NEVER GETS OLD:

A NIGHTMARE IN NEW MEXICO: Oh. My. Hamburgers.

SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARES: I’m pretty sure I would have soiled every piece of clothing I owned by sheer force of terror. I thought this was the stuff of urban legends?

WITH HUGE APOLOGIES TO MY CHEESE HEAD PALS: This.

THERE’S A REASON…why spiders scare the crap out of a whole lot of people. “…the surfeit of eyeballs.” /shudders.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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