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Wandering arachnids, floating pusses and the surfeit of eyeballs.

November 8, 2013 By Tim Johnstone | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

AFTER THE DISCO – THE SHORT FILM:

URBAN RENEWAL 2013: I absolutely hope this goes really, really well.

MOVEMBER: The instant gratification edition. Or something. Wow.

HERE WE GO AGAIN: This is what happens when the fox is in charge of the hen house. 

DUDE! You’re getting a smell!

KOZMIC KITTEH: 

kozmikkitteh (source)

SPEAKING OF KITTEHS: This right here. What an experience.

TIMELY OPINION PIECE OF THE WEEK: Come for the argument to eliminate Daylight Savings, stay for the crazy history of our time zones.

CURRENT FAVORITE UNFOLDING SCANDAL: If you haven’t been paying attention to the antics of Toronto’s mayor you are missing out on one of the craziest stories to come along in maybe forever.

WELL THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY: This story is just getting started. 

THE FIRST RULE OF NAP CLUB:

edwardwakesup-2

VIRTUAL VEN DIAGRAM OF THE WEEK: That small area where Zombie Apocalypse Trainees meet the Zombie CrossFit merch.

THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES: This is not the first time something like this has happened.

BREAKING THE RULES: My momma always said if you can’t say anything nice, then shut your pie hole. Actually, my mom never would have said anything of the sort. But even she would have had something snarky to say about these guys from last nights CMA program. #3 VS #4: we all lose.

IF I WERE YOU…I’d be tempted to take this with a grain of salt. These sorts of things seem inherently flawed. Having said that, I totally did it.

NEVER GETS OLD:

A NIGHTMARE IN NEW MEXICO: Oh. My. Hamburgers.

SPEAKING OF NIGHTMARES: I’m pretty sure I would have soiled every piece of clothing I owned by sheer force of terror. I thought this was the stuff of urban legends?

WITH HUGE APOLOGIES TO MY CHEESE HEAD PALS: This.

THERE’S A REASON…why spiders scare the crap out of a whole lot of people. “…the surfeit of eyeballs.” /shudders.

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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Comments

  1. BYC says

    November 8, 2013 at 6:31 AM

    That New Mexico story… wow… he’s gonna win alot of money from that lawsuit.

  2. Greg_S says

    November 8, 2013 at 7:19 AM

    Oh wow did I misread the 2nd part of the title…

  3. tomservo says

    November 8, 2013 at 7:41 AM

    You’re not the only one.

  4. John P. says

    November 8, 2013 at 9:39 AM

    Why would you purposely make your child cry? I don’t get why that’s funny.

  5. Greg_S says

    November 8, 2013 at 9:48 AM

    You know.. I was kind of thinking the same thing. I watched about one minute of that and then got uncomfortable. Swing and a miss there.

  6. Patrick Snyder says

    November 8, 2013 at 9:55 AM

    That’s a case where a litigious response is completely justifiable. That guy deserves to retire in comfort after that treatment, and a whole lot of people ought to be fired (and some jailed).

  7. Joe says

    November 8, 2013 at 10:39 AM

    Well it’s funny because, it’s not my kids (not that I have any) that are crying.

    Okay, that’s terrible. But there might be some kind of lesson in there. A thin, awful, going to hell lesson.

  8. southy says

    November 8, 2013 at 11:57 AM

    I think that was intentional

  9. Adam says

    November 8, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    I don’t think they’re doing it to make the kid cry; the child has a choice on how to handle the situation. Unfortunately, most of them resort to crying.

  10. John P. says

    November 8, 2013 at 1:04 PM

    “…the child has a choice on how to handle the situation.” That’s a good one.

  11. John P. says

    November 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    “The person I trust the most has betrayed me.”
    Yeah, crying is totally unacceptable, especially from a little kid.

  12. Josh says

    November 8, 2013 at 1:27 PM

    To the kids, sure, candy is a big deal. But they’re gonna grow up and realize what we know as adults and are enjoying right now: watching kids overreact to something stupid is HILARIOUS.

  13. Winston Heard says

    November 8, 2013 at 2:07 PM

    crying? kids cry. that’s expected. yelling “i hate you?” kicking things? not so much. like i said, i don’t have kids. but if/when that happens, that wouldn’t be tolerated. also, i wouldn’t put my kids on the internet.

  14. Joe says

    November 8, 2013 at 2:20 PM

    Selling them out yes… but as a bystander, 2:30 gives me hope. Seriously. What a sweet, compassionate little girl.

  15. Guest says

    November 8, 2013 at 6:02 PM

    Hmm, you know this “allegedly hoax” story could’ve been also included in the weekend wacky series:
    http://www.babble.com/mom/man-sues-wife-for-ugly-children-and-i-dont-blame-him/

    Something about a dude in China finding out his wife had done $100,000+ worth of plastic surgeries before they met and divorcing and suing her for having ugly (in his words) children together. It sounded too made up and it probably was, but the whole plastic surgery disclosure or the lack of could be interesting topic to discuss.

  16. Miles Benton says

    November 9, 2013 at 6:04 PM

    Not only the deadliest spider but it’s bite can cause priapism in men. That thing is no joke.

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