The Dappered helmut, the urbane moose, a terrible pitch and Europa’s little secret.

THE URBANE MOOSE:

Courtney Timmermans takes a different approach to her mounted trophies. Nifty. I wonder if this would go with the lightbulb tester bar thing?

I’M NOT. 

DOUBLE MONK OH NO? Admittedly, it is hard to judge the impact this will have on Allen Edmonds shoes. But still. Change can be messy. Sometimes. Let’s hope it’s not here if it happens. Hat Tip to reader Jay for this one. Update: And thanks to Logan in the comments for this. Reassuring.

ACCESSORIES FROM HELL: No no no no no no and hell no.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU DANCE…:

TUMBLR OF THE DAY: This might just be better than Hova’s new platter.

BIG BROTHER IS EVERYWHERE: For some reason this bothers me more than the NSA controversy. Do they need to know how often I go to the dry cleaners or my tailor or the farmer’s market?

METABOLIZE THIS: Your genes might actually make it tough for you to get into your jeans. 

DAPPERED NOGGIN SAVER? Most bike helmets are anything but stylish. Having said that, I am having a hard time believing that this is going to protect my grey matter in a bike accident, but I must give them points for this. Also, kind of thinking about contributing.

WORST. PITCH. EVER.*

*And don’t get me started about those shorts.

INCOMING! 

Need something else to read?

• I am SO looking forward to Fall. I can’t help it. This is my head start.
• Deal me in! When was the last time you threw one of these?
• There are rules! Rumor has it Shannon Sharp bookmarked this. Obviously, he doesn’t always follow the rules.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.