What are you going to wear? Sometimes there’s an easy answer. Sometimes not. Sometimes it’s good to look at a few suggestions then add your own tweaks and ideas. That’s what these are for.
Summer is here and I have a “White Party” to attend for a gallery fundraiser. I’ve been flipping through some pictures and while the ladies generally kill it at these things, and the whole party looks great from a distance, the men’s style is just atrocious. As in: Oversized linen pants and guayabera shirts. Either that or it’s guys in super low cut v-neck tees framing a waxed chest.
Is it possible to pull off an all white outfit when you’re not on a tennis court or in a dinner jacket?
– John
Possible, yes. Easy, no. John’s completely right. “White Parties” (sometimes thrown to support HIV/AIDS research, sometimes thrown simply because you’re Diddy) often produce gorgeous women in their best summer wear, while most of us fellas look like extras in Defending your life
The man is a Baron. He will grab his crotch in the Youtube preview image if he wants.
All white (or a light cream suit like Toulour), with a bold striped tie, and what appears to be black or very dark brown shoes + matching belt. Leather colors are up to you.
The Suit: INC Linen/Ramie Jacket & Pant – $129.98. How much do you want to spend on a white suit? If you honestly think you’d get more than a couple wears a year out of it, then consider the white seersucker jacket + pant from Bonobos which just went on sale. Even if all white seersucker looks a little like Cottonelle toilet paper. Otherwise, this Linen blend option from the Macy’s house brand INC should do fine. The jacket might be a little short for the tall guys, but it’s affordable, breathable, and the fit is decently trim off the rack. Ships free, returns free in store.
The Watch: Emporio Armani Meccanico Power Reserve – $206.40
The Shirt: Banana Republic Slim Fit Stretch Shirt – $41.64 w/ SAVE30BR. Shelve the non-iron white shirt for a night like this. Plenty of non-iron shirts (but not all) have a coating to them that’s just not that breathable. Also skip a linen shirt if you’re wearing a linen suit. Those matching textures look similar to denim on denim territory. These shirts from B.R. are 97% cotton with a bit of stretch. They’re smooth, soft and light, and they iron much easier out of the wash than an Express 1MX.
The Tie: Black/White striped silk tie via TheTieBar – $15.00. Perfect. Meanwhile, if you’re going with brown shoes & a brown belt, try this similar version in white & dark blue.
The Belt: Club Room Reversible Dress Belt – $21.98. Some guys are expensive belt guys. This is for those who aren’t. Just keep the flash on the buckle down, and the edges on that buckle more rounded than razor sharp.
The Underwear: Heather Grey Calvin Klein Briefs – $27.50 per 3 pack
The Shoes: Allen Edmonds Neumora – $247 ($345). Just went on clearance. Traditionally shaped lace ups just won’t look right here. You want something a little sleeker and sexier. It’s a summer party, not a job performance review. Also available in brown. Meanwhile, if you really want to go for it, there’s these $130 velvet loafers from Mercanti Fiorentini. Yep. Velvet.
The Cash for Dry Cleaning: Like you’re not gonna spill something, or have something spilled on you by the end of the night. Stick to white wine, gin & tonics, or sparkling water.
I’d never wear briefs, gotta draw the line somewhere – but the other selections seem legit.
Nice I have been needing a cheap belt
They’re pricey too, I’m thinking hanes from Walmart/target
What’s more “white party” than whitey tighties?
Except that link isn’t working on my phone
Man, that is a fun outfit! I need to throw a white party now… though I think that term might have certain alternative connotations depending on where you live :O
I just bought the INC jacket a few days ago–here’s my take: Compared to a linen/cotton blend like the Bonobos breezeways pants, the fabric feels weird and waxy. the size chart seems strange to me, as a Small is listed as a 40″ chest. I wear a 38 or 40 (5’10”, 170ish), so I went with that, and it’s just a hair tight, but not enough to return/not wear it. I like it as a cheap, sort of novelty item. Keep your expectations low and you might like it.
Got a white party coming up; this is very useful, thanks. The INC blazer and vest are both available up to 2XL, but the pants aren’t… alternative suggestions for the big-and-tall much appreciated.
Thanks again for the great suggestions Joe. I’m going shopping this weekend to put something like this together and I’m really looking forward to being one of the few guys at the party to not ruin all of the pictures of his hot wife.
Laughter and appreciation.
I have no first-hand experience, but here’s an affordable white-on-white seersucker suit in large sizes:
http://www.josbank.com/menswear/shop/ProductDisplayView?cadevice=c&catalogId=10050&cagpspn=pla&catargetid=1453644153&CM=GPL&productId=314768&CAWELAID=1012429323&storeId=11001&ddkey=http:ReferralView
It’s Jos A Bank so take it for what it is. I don’t make a habit of buying wool suits there, but I have to think it’s hard to screw up seersucker. If the suit fits, I’d wear it.
The closest I’ve come to going to a white party was when my ex-girlfriend was invited to one… She didn’t ask me to go with her even though she told me about it. That’s when I pretty much knew it was over. 😛
Ha! HARSH.
I wanted to love the neumora since I love double monks but the brown ones I have crease in a strange spot above the capline.
I have an old JAB seersucker suit (classic blue), and it’s servicable–especially at their sale prices. They will run a bit larger than most of the slim fit crowd appreciates, but may work for you. Given that it’s more of a gimicky suit (as opposed to a regular work wear suit), the low cost and availability may make it worth it for you.
Are they 12D’s? I’ll give you $20 for them. 🙂
10.5D, Although I’d just keep them for the twenty.
Of course, I’m kidding.
it’s not that far off though because I’ve only worn them once and I noticed the odd crease and I’ve never worn them again. So i must be really disappointed in them.
Not just ties, but bowties, pocket squares, socks, and, yes, tie bars. Absolutely worth it.
The Style Blogger did a good look for an all-white white party look: http://tsbmen.com/28591/1-piece3-ways-the-white-suit/3/
Absolutely. Pretty much any time I see a tie I like nowadays from any other brand i just pop over to the Tie Bar and find a similar one to order at a fraction of the price.
Just received the Neumora in black. I was hesitant to order these because the poor reviews. The leather upper had a couple of creases near the ankle on the right foot as well as a crease would appear in the cap area of the shoe when walking(its supposed to break before the cap). The left shoe did not exhibit either of these flaws. I am going to exchange them and see if I get a better quality…perhaps that’s why they are on clearance. Beautiful looking shoe.
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