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Offered Without Comment: Rick Owens Harem Pants

October 17, 2012 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

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Rick Owens Crepe Harem Pants – $940.00 & Turtleneck – $515

Filed Under: Too Expensive Tagged With: harem pants, offered without comment

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Comments

  1. mixto says

    October 17, 2012 at 1:56 AM

    “Rick, you definitely dropped the balls”

  2. Mike Lowery says

    October 17, 2012 at 1:57 AM

    WTF? seriously? Damn you Kanye lol

  3. Daniel S. says

    October 17, 2012 at 2:01 AM

    Dunno man, i think MC Hammer spent less on his pants….

  4. Kyle says

    October 17, 2012 at 5:35 AM

    the turtleneck is okay.. just not at “derelict” $515 prices
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZPnO_JaJFn0

  5. Greg_S says

    October 17, 2012 at 5:49 AM

    I see you, girl. Lookin at the front of my trunks.

  6. JRok says

    October 17, 2012 at 6:24 AM

    I’d kick my own ass..

  7. Geoff says

    October 17, 2012 at 6:38 AM

    Biggest moose knuckle ever…

  8. Cman says

    October 17, 2012 at 6:39 AM

    Does this come in slim fit?

  9. Erick Johnson says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:06 AM

    http://i.imgur.com/ZSanU.jpg

  10. Erick Johnson says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:11 AM

    Highly relevant: http://i.imgur.com/POAiK.jpg

    Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13hgiRVVWE

  11. BorrowedSuits says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:13 AM

    These will help you know who to slap (in your head, of course).

  12. Josh says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:19 AM

    You know what they say – everyone’s gambled on a fart and lost.

  13. PaulMacon says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:32 AM

    That Korean singer is sporting the cut-off version of these bad boys in the currently popular and very strange Gangnam Style video. Even in such a weird video I found the style distracting. Gonna look WAY worse walking down the street.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKYNl6cypXs

  14. Beauregard says

    October 17, 2012 at 7:46 AM

    Historically, a harem had 3 types of people: the ladies, the eunuchs and the king. A king wouldn’t have worn this.

  15. Deke says

    October 17, 2012 at 8:00 AM

    Finally! Something that will accommodate my…situation

  16. Philip Coffaro says

    October 17, 2012 at 8:03 AM

    You gotta have big balls to wear those things.

  17. JacksonNC says

    October 17, 2012 at 8:13 AM

    I hate when I get to these late and everyone has already said the clever comments.

  18. Patrick says

    October 17, 2012 at 8:37 AM

    Dropcrotch has a time and a place, and I don’t think its place is on this website.

  19. Corey says

    October 17, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    Finally, pants for these poor fellows: http://youtu.be/w7jMk7x7Hok

  20. Steve Skavnak says

    October 17, 2012 at 9:10 AM

    I’m trying to figure out if this is modeled on one man or two Little Rascals.

  21. rbiggs2346545 says

    October 17, 2012 at 9:25 AM

    They should call these Loden Pants (load in pants? get it?)

  22. HelloNurse says

    October 17, 2012 at 9:26 AM

    Hey give the guy a break, it’s not his fault he was born with 3 inch thighs.

  23. Michael Alan Nelson says

    October 17, 2012 at 10:49 AM

    Someone needs to have his diaper changed.

  24. Edgar Ortiz says

    October 17, 2012 at 11:19 AM

    If left untreated, blue balls can cause severe discomfort and put your $1000 pants in jeopardy.

  25. Doug Brown says

    October 17, 2012 at 11:20 AM

    Christ on high, it looks like that dude has an ovipositor.

  26. Lib says

    October 17, 2012 at 11:36 AM

    Think of the ventilation. Claim you have jock itch and write the pants off as a medical device.

  27. TheTieMan says

    October 17, 2012 at 12:15 PM

    Congrats, Doug, for being the first Dappered reader to use the word “ovipositor” in a comment (I assume).

  28. DanPatrickFlores says

    October 17, 2012 at 1:01 PM

    This IS the slim fit…

  29. Andre says

    October 17, 2012 at 1:43 PM

    I know you don’t have cashmere pants, but don’t go and wear your cashmere sweater as your pants!

  30. John says

    October 17, 2012 at 1:52 PM

    Oh my. It looks like my son’s diaper after he drops a load.

  31. Vincent A. Cipollone says

    October 17, 2012 at 2:19 PM

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkpzR5vVA9k

  32. Vincent A. Cipollone says

    October 17, 2012 at 2:20 PM

    That’s how I reacted to this.

  33. Joe S. says

    October 17, 2012 at 3:15 PM

    I see you girls lookin’ at my junk,Then checkin’ out my rump, then back to my sugalumps.

  34. Joe says

    October 17, 2012 at 3:18 PM

    Just checked the comment archives. Yep.

  35. Aishvar Radhakrishnan says

    October 17, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    Would totally wear this with Rick Owens long tee (in black) and Rick sneakers.

  36. Mitch says

    October 17, 2012 at 10:25 PM

    I’m just left wondering, who comes up with this stuff? And it costs a grand? Colour me confused…

  37. Twosevens says

    October 18, 2012 at 12:01 AM

    I hate to tip any one off, but the next “offered without comment” should be a new fall tartan wool trouser from Ralph Lauren Purple Label that has yet to hit stores. It has fringe on one side. That’s right. One side. It is the Wealthy Scottish horizontal mullet pant. A must see, trust me.

  38. cactus says

    October 18, 2012 at 4:12 PM

    >implying that all dick ovens clothes don’t look stupid and cost way too much

  39. Thom R. says

    October 19, 2012 at 12:10 AM

    Rick Owens Crap Herein Pants

  40. Dan J. says

    October 23, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    Next time, please just make a comment and don’t bother to offer that …

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