These will help you know who to slap (in your head, of course).
Joshsays
You know what they say – everyone’s gambled on a fart and lost.
PaulMaconsays
That Korean singer is sporting the cut-off version of these bad boys in the currently popular and very strange Gangnam Style video. Even in such a weird video I found the style distracting. Gonna look WAY worse walking down the street.
Beauregardsays
Historically, a harem had 3 types of people: the ladies, the eunuchs and the king. A king wouldn’t have worn this.
Dekesays
Finally! Something that will accommodate my…situation
Would totally wear this with Rick Owens long tee (in black) and Rick sneakers.
Mitchsays
I’m just left wondering, who comes up with this stuff? And it costs a grand? Colour me confused…
Twosevenssays
I hate to tip any one off, but the next “offered without comment” should be a new fall tartan wool trouser from Ralph Lauren Purple Label that has yet to hit stores. It has fringe on one side. That’s right. One side. It is the Wealthy Scottish horizontal mullet pant. A must see, trust me.
cactussays
>implying that all dick ovens clothes don’t look stupid and cost way too much
Thom R.says
Rick Owens Crap Herein Pants
Dan J.says
Next time, please just make a comment and don’t bother to offer that …
“Rick, you definitely dropped the balls”
WTF? seriously? Damn you Kanye lol
Dunno man, i think MC Hammer spent less on his pants….
the turtleneck is okay.. just not at “derelict” $515 prices
I see you, girl. Lookin at the front of my trunks.
I’d kick my own ass..
Biggest moose knuckle ever…
Does this come in slim fit?
http://i.imgur.com/ZSanU.jpg
Highly relevant: http://i.imgur.com/POAiK.jpg
Source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P13hgiRVVWE
These will help you know who to slap (in your head, of course).
You know what they say – everyone’s gambled on a fart and lost.
That Korean singer is sporting the cut-off version of these bad boys in the currently popular and very strange Gangnam Style video. Even in such a weird video I found the style distracting. Gonna look WAY worse walking down the street.
Historically, a harem had 3 types of people: the ladies, the eunuchs and the king. A king wouldn’t have worn this.
Finally! Something that will accommodate my…situation
You gotta have big balls to wear those things.
I hate when I get to these late and everyone has already said the clever comments.
Dropcrotch has a time and a place, and I don’t think its place is on this website.
Finally, pants for these poor fellows: http://youtu.be/w7jMk7x7Hok
I’m trying to figure out if this is modeled on one man or two Little Rascals.
They should call these Loden Pants (load in pants? get it?)
Hey give the guy a break, it’s not his fault he was born with 3 inch thighs.
Someone needs to have his diaper changed.
If left untreated, blue balls can cause severe discomfort and put your $1000 pants in jeopardy.
Christ on high, it looks like that dude has an ovipositor.
Think of the ventilation. Claim you have jock itch and write the pants off as a medical device.
Congrats, Doug, for being the first Dappered reader to use the word “ovipositor” in a comment (I assume).
This IS the slim fit…
I know you don’t have cashmere pants, but don’t go and wear your cashmere sweater as your pants!
Oh my. It looks like my son’s diaper after he drops a load.
That’s how I reacted to this.
I see you girls lookin’ at my junk,Then checkin’ out my rump, then back to my sugalumps.
Just checked the comment archives. Yep.
Would totally wear this with Rick Owens long tee (in black) and Rick sneakers.
I’m just left wondering, who comes up with this stuff? And it costs a grand? Colour me confused…
I hate to tip any one off, but the next “offered without comment” should be a new fall tartan wool trouser from Ralph Lauren Purple Label that has yet to hit stores. It has fringe on one side. That’s right. One side. It is the Wealthy Scottish horizontal mullet pant. A must see, trust me.
>implying that all dick ovens clothes don’t look stupid and cost way too much
Rick Owens Crap Herein Pants
Next time, please just make a comment and don’t bother to offer that …