Got an email the other day from the creators of a product that… well, here’s what it says on their website:
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Shipping is free. The creators say a similar… contraption? is used by the U.S. Army during dress parades.
Sometimes your shirt rides up out of your pants. Sometimes, your socks slide down during the day thanks to gravity. These would in fact solve both of those issues. And assuming you don’t remove your pants in public, your own personal garment bungee bondage would be your secret to keep.
Or, they’re just too out-there, and if you wore suspenders with them at the same time, the stylistic space time continuum might warp, sending you to a quasi dimension where pant waists had collars, shirts had loops for neck belts, and Slash plays the hurdy gurdy.
Would you wear them? Leave it all below.
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