Anti Style Battle: DUMB watch vs. Indochino Paisley Shirting

DUMB Watch Green via Jackthreads – $29.99 | Purple Paisley Shirt – $99.00

Yes it’s best to take the high road.  Yes everyone should have their own individual style.  But sometimes, the elephant in the room has to be pointed out.  Leave your pick for the worse of the two in the comments below…

The case AGAINST the Watch:  Shutter shades for your wrist.  It’s just noise.  An attention grab that shows off how much the wearer doesn’t care about the aesthetics of what they’re wearing.  If Kermit the Frog impregnated Voltron, this right here would be the darling little amphibibotic embryo.  But despite one of the dad’s being of the lily pads, don’t dare get jr. wet.  Despite it clearly saying “WATER RESIST” on the case, Jackthreads (which can be a nice place to pick up Sebagos and J.A.C.S shirts for cheap) warns: “NOT water resistant, we even suggest taking it off when you wash your hands.”  Oof.  At least you could layer over the shirt and only show the collar.  Might work for some.

The case AGAINST the Shirt:  Give credit to a business that takes risks.  But this?  After this very website has continued to defend your suiting against the hordes of haters?  And $99??  You’re killing us here.

Your turn guys.  Cast your vote for the more unfortunate piece in the comments below…