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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 33

September 16, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Here's why.

Dolce & Gabbana Collection Fall 2011

They’re supposed to be selling clothes, or in some cases, cologne.  That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created.  Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail.  Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway?  Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption.  Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.


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This season on MTV’s Making the Video, Larry Platt’s “Pants on the Ground”

Filed Under: Clothing, Too Expensive Tagged With: bad modeling

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    September 16, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    Do you guys really think this’ll help my modeling career? I’m starting to feel like it’s doing more harm than good.

  2. branxini says

    September 16, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    “I’m very concerned about the recent scaling back of environmental protections, bro.”
    “All day, bro.”

  3. Jason says

    September 16, 2011 at 11:38 AM

    … And so they were left mourning their lost dignity

  4. Christopher Shelton says

    September 16, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    The Emperor’s New Fall Lineup

  5. Mike N says

    September 16, 2011 at 12:08 PM

    Um, guys? What happened to our pants?

  6. Brock Carter says

    September 16, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    “Why didn’t any of us Google ‘NAMBLA’ before agreeing to be dates at this stupid ‘fundraiser’?” 

  7. Matt Court says

    September 16, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    “It’s only awkward if we let it BE awkward.”

  8. Kiler says

    September 16, 2011 at 12:58 PM

    I know we forgot something.  C’mon guys, think!

  9. MarkC says

    September 16, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    The four man medley lost, Team Bellagio mentally prepares for the second event of the Las Vegas Invitational Strip Olympics.

  10. Anonymous says

    September 16, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    “Do our dicks make your ass feel tight?”

  11. LKG says

    September 16, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    But they told us these plaid shirts wouldn’t make our thighs look big!

  12. HelloNurse says

    September 16, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    Most kids think that once they get older humiliations like pantsings simply fall by the wayside, what they fail to realize is that the great pantsers just get better with age.

  13. Antmail90 says

    September 16, 2011 at 5:49 PM

    Didn’t he get the memo? They clearly said, “Wear black socks or we will be taking your pants.”

  14. sky7i says

    September 16, 2011 at 6:20 PM

    “When’s Joe gonna return our pants?  And why are flashs of light emanating from the fitting room?”

  15. JoeJoe says

    September 16, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    “Looks like we’ve got three pitchers and one catcher this time….”he’s in trouble” ”

  16. Stiefmo says

    September 16, 2011 at 9:40 PM

    This is embarrassing, I feel like dappered.com did when they ran the story about back hair…. 

  17. Mgiachet says

    September 16, 2011 at 10:51 PM

    HEY! Never nudes are a serious issue! They are taking baby steps and you chastising them won’t help!

  18. Cannon says

    September 17, 2011 at 12:35 AM

    After reading these captions, it is clear that this picture is just beyond words. No offense to those who tried.

  19. Anonymous says

    September 17, 2011 at 5:29 AM

    Don’t look at his ass, don’t look at his ass, don’t look at his ass.

  20. Anonymous says

    September 17, 2011 at 5:30 AM

    Do these socks make my package look big? 

  21. Angelo says

    September 17, 2011 at 6:15 AM

    Flash Mob moved to 12:30.

    Don’t be the last to know. Get it faster with 4G. It’s the network of possibilities.

  22. Angelo says

    September 17, 2011 at 6:15 AM

    Flash Mob moved to 12:30.

    Don’t be the last to know. Get it faster with 4G. It’s the network of possibilities.

  23. Jonathan Warren says

    September 17, 2011 at 6:51 PM

    We now do Pants vs Skins, shirts was getting too boring.

  24. guest says

    September 17, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    “They’ll stop staring soon! They just don’t know about the new meaning of casual Fridays”

  25. Ben says

    September 18, 2011 at 10:41 AM

    “The photographer touched us in our naughty places . . . . then stuffed socks in our underwear”

  26. Davejadams says

    September 18, 2011 at 9:09 PM

    “No man, if you had struck mud t would show through, you’re good.”

  27. miketramontano says

    September 19, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    Wow these pants really ARE lightweight!

  28. Patrick Ladendecker says

    September 19, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    Well, a pants vs. skins basketball tournament sounded like a good idea..

  29. Vince says

    September 20, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    “So uh…what do we do now”

  30. Alexbaylis1 says

    September 26, 2011 at 4:16 PM

    Boyband perform with out pants in surprise x factor performance…

  31. Lee says

    September 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Socks Sells

  32. Lee says

    September 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Socks Sells

  33. Lee says

    September 27, 2011 at 10:40 AM

    Socks Sells

  34. DS says

    October 2, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    That cougar scared the pants off us…

  35. Yo! says

    October 3, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    Concrete is awesome!

  36. Philipbuscemi3 says

    October 6, 2011 at 7:15 PM

    Can I put my hot dog in your bun

  37. Surrealistwave says

    October 24, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    Dude, you told us this was a pajama party, so where did all the women go?

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