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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 23

June 24, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Brooks Brothers Black Fleece Tipped Poncho – $225.00

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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To capture a master of disguise like The Big Bad Wolf, 007 sets out to beat The Wolf at his own game.
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Comments

  1. Sean says

    June 24, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    Book your wedding at Niagra Falls today!

  2. MarkC says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    George, not understanding the true nature of a formal costume ball, came dressed as Pokey the ghost from “Pacman.”

  3. MarkC says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    George, not understanding the true nature of a formal costume ball, came dressed as Pokey the ghost from “Pacman.”

  4. Anonymous says

    June 24, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Hey look it Urkel, Harry Potter, and James bond mixed into one outfit…

  5. Mattycris says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:06 PM

    I am sorry I did not get your name.
    “Villa, Poncho Villa”

  6. Ken says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    Do you think this looks ridiculous without socks?

  7. Pyrokatana says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Pie Iesu Domine. Dona Eis Requiem… [thwack]

    ^Monty Python and the Holy Grail, if you didn’t get that reference….

  8. Anonymous says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:33 PM

    Does anyone else picture this guy as valet parking on a rainy day?

  9. vinman says

    June 24, 2011 at 2:36 PM

    I’m from Niagara Falls so I will be keeping my eyes open for this weirdo. Wouldn’t want to miss him. 
    Pants are ridiculously too short as well. And sockless? 

  10. TW says

    June 24, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    A-tisket a-tasket
    A green-and-yellow basket…

  11. Matt says

    June 24, 2011 at 3:33 PM

    Gotta give the guy credit its tough to look hard in a poncho

  12. Steven Rodriguez says

    June 24, 2011 at 3:42 PM

    I use the poncho to draw attention away from my lack of socks

  13. AP says

    June 24, 2011 at 3:49 PM

    Our new Mordor formalwear collection

  14. Christian says

    June 24, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    After his tragic cartwheel accident, Jeremy found a new comfort in clothes masking his lack of arms.

  15. James III says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:42 PM

    Thank goodness this thing has a locker loop, wouldn’t want the guys at the gym “razzing” me.

  16. James III says

    June 24, 2011 at 7:45 PM

    Tragic Cartwheel Accident was actually the name of my first band….

  17. Shuang Chen says

    June 25, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    Welcome to Assassin’s Creed cosplay convention. 

  18. Daliam996 says

    June 26, 2011 at 5:20 AM

    I scored some front row tickets to the Gallagher show!

  19. Christian says

    July 1, 2011 at 10:54 PM

    That is unbelievable. Crazy. I gotta hear some of your stuff.

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