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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 21

June 10, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes (or sometimes, cologne). That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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Guile’s intensity carried over into the bedroom.  So much so that neighbors were often woken by the sounds of a woman erupting with her own special kind of “sonic boom” .

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Comments

  1. Anonymous says

    June 10, 2011 at 10:22 AM

    “No thanks, I’m bringin’ my own guns to Afghanistan.”

  2. Davelli0331 says

    June 10, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    “Is this the Talabani bachelorette party?  Good, because Sergeant Sexy is here, and I’m gonna topple the resistance in your panties!”

  3. Anonymous says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    The ladies at the bachelorette party wondered why the stripper was a hipster in a onesie; hadn’t they requested a sexy soldier? 

  4. MarkC says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    A highlight from Calvin Klein’s new “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” clothing line.

  5. Akosmowski says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:20 PM

    I’m going to the deer stand with my own Bambi.

  6. Anonymous says

    June 10, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    when did Vannilla Ice join G-unit?

  7. Sean says

    June 10, 2011 at 11:58 PM

    not bad. does this also come in men’s size?

  8. Nelson says

    June 11, 2011 at 1:00 AM

    Corporal Klinger, circa 2011….

  9. Michael says

    June 11, 2011 at 4:58 AM

    Hey baby, hope you’re saving up for my private Ryan

  10. James III says

    June 11, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    At last, a slim-fit, masculine apron….and with matching panty!

  11. Baan6867 says

    June 12, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    Thank you Bill Clinton!

  12. itry says

    June 14, 2011 at 6:16 AM

    Pardon the two orange cones on the asphalt, there is a total wreck among us. 

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