2(x)ist Camo Tank – $24.00
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They’re supposed to be selling clothes (or sometimes, cologne). That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Guile’s intensity carried over into the bedroom. So much so that neighbors were often woken by the sounds of a woman erupting with her own special kind of “sonic boom” .
“No thanks, I’m bringin’ my own guns to Afghanistan.”
“Is this the Talabani bachelorette party? Good, because Sergeant Sexy is here, and I’m gonna topple the resistance in your panties!”
The ladies at the bachelorette party wondered why the stripper was a hipster in a onesie; hadn’t they requested a sexy soldier?
A highlight from Calvin Klein’s new “Don’t Ask Don’t Tell” clothing line.
I’m going to the deer stand with my own Bambi.
when did Vannilla Ice join G-unit?
not bad. does this also come in men’s size?
Corporal Klinger, circa 2011….
Hey baby, hope you’re saving up for my private Ryan
At last, a slim-fit, masculine apron….and with matching panty!
Thank you Bill Clinton!
Pardon the two orange cones on the asphalt, there is a total wreck among us.