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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 19

May 27, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

ASOS Skinny Fit Blue Suit – $197.24

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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Ronald, Mayor McCheese, and the Hamburglar were all stunned at the transformation Grimace underwent on The Biggest Loser.

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Comments

  1. Traveler says

    May 27, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Why didn’t I wait to read Dappered’s “$1500 Wardrobe”?!?! Then I would have gotten more for money than a blue suit, an undershirt and a pocket square! D’oh!

  2. Anonymous says

    May 27, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    Tilda Swinton is looking pretty good here.

  3. Paul David Olson says

    May 27, 2011 at 12:43 PM

    Pantsuits aren’t just for female politicians anymore.

  4. MarkC says

    May 27, 2011 at 1:15 PM

    Inside leaf from The New York Times chart-topping best-seller “Offensive Secretary” by Hillary Clinton

  5. Alex says

    May 27, 2011 at 3:56 PM

    “I bet no one can tell I’m playing with myself.”

  6. ChadA says

    May 27, 2011 at 4:26 PM

    I wish I had nice cleavage like all the other freshman girls.

  7. vinman says

    May 28, 2011 at 5:27 AM

    I’m at a loss for a quote here but that is seriously too much pocket square being shown. A half inch or so would be sufficient. Ridiculous.

  8. Michael says

    May 29, 2011 at 1:20 AM

    Want to daringly blend the looks of Edward Cullen and your grandmother? Look no further that ASOS!

  9. Alex says

    May 29, 2011 at 8:00 PM

    I’d also point out on section of the url if you click the link…./Wonderbra-Lace-Black-Skin/….

  10. Anotherjames says

    May 31, 2011 at 1:52 AM

    “Does this hair cut make me look effeminate?”

  11. Mike says

    June 1, 2011 at 8:28 PM

    Honestly soliciting captions is redundant.  The guy, the pocket square, the horrible jacket, the wife beater – what could be said that can top the humor of just looking at this image.

  12. Ev18 says

    June 1, 2011 at 10:52 PM

    “Thats a sick upper-decker I just left in the bathroom”

  13. Dsc_65 says

    June 4, 2011 at 1:40 AM

    Ha,,didn’t like my kerchief…what’s THAT all about?!

  14. Dudley says

    June 6, 2011 at 4:53 PM

    I need this xtra large hanky for when I reminiss about boy scouts

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