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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 19

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ASOS Skinny Fit Blue Suit – $197.24

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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Ronald, Mayor McCheese, and the Hamburglar were all stunned at the transformation Grimace underwent on The Biggest Loser.

Comments

  1. Why didn’t I wait to read Dappered’s “$1500 Wardrobe”?!?! Then I would have gotten more for money than a blue suit, an undershirt and a pocket square! D’oh!

  4. Inside leaf from The New York Times chart-topping best-seller “Offensive Secretary” by Hillary Clinton

  7. I’m at a loss for a quote here but that is seriously too much pocket square being shown. A half inch or so would be sufficient. Ridiculous.

  9. I’d also point out on section of the url if you click the link…./Wonderbra-Lace-Black-Skin/….

  11. Honestly soliciting captions is redundant.  The guy, the pocket square, the horrible jacket, the wife beater – what could be said that can top the humor of just looking at this image.