Spirit Hoods Panda Bear – $119.00
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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
Credit to Nick L. for finding this particular gem. Panda not your style? They do have other options.
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From the Product Description: “Dry Clean or Hand Wash Only. Made in the USA.”
Huh. Of all the things NOT to be made in China.
No Way!!!
The zoo’s breeding program has hit a new low
Those jeans are nice!
“I killed a panda…a sweet, cuddly, vicious little panda.” -Tugg Speedman
“…the suspect was then tazed repeatedly by officers before being handcuffed and arrested on charges of tasteless indecency. He is being held at the Cook County Zoo pending a preliminary hearing…”
Upon hearing of Lindsey’s love for Panda’s, Steve once again snuffs out another blossoming relationship with his penchant for role play.
“If you think this looks good, you should see my snow leopard trousers and bald eagle feathered jacket!”
This is a wonderful photograph of the nearly extinct and highly endangered sub-species of Panda Bear known as the Pandus Idiotus, or Dumbass Panda.
The new “endangered line.” While supplies last.
Wow. That model is my high school friend’s older brother. What a weird, small world.
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Be the panda. Breathe the panda. Give me panda fierce! Rawr!
For the furry on the go…
On a serious note, I have thought about buying a TAD (Triple Aught Design) hoodie with bear ears more than once.
Halloween is the worst time to get Amnesia.
Some men hunt for sport,
Others hunt for food,
The only thing I’m hunting for,
Is an outfit that looks good…
See my vest, see my vest,
Made from Chinese Panda chest,
Feel this sweater, there’s no better,
Than authentic Irish setter….
My brother owns one of those. Including the little paw things.
My whole family teases him mercilessly… and we are not known for being conventional. Be warned, you will be mocked.
“Whats up ladies, I’m into the environment and stuff.”
Looking for a Bear Daddy!!!!!