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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 11

April 8, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Gucci Spring/Summer 2011 Ad Campaign

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes.   That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created.  Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail.  Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption.  Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.

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No one could explain why Ricardo’s flatulence erased fine lines and wrinkles,
but women across the world flocked to him to bask in his daily poot-baths.

Filed Under: Etc. Tagged With: bad modeling, gucci

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Comments

  1. Davelli0331 says

    April 8, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    Sadly, Eric Benet, two Gucci models does not equal a Halle Berry. Take your man purse and oddly effeminate right hand and go back to music.

  2. William Anderson says

    April 8, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    The kindergarten teachers got weird about nap time when Timmy’s dad came in for career day.

  3. Josh says

    April 8, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    Shopped. Original ad was for Ruffi.

  4. Mark C says

    April 8, 2011 at 12:37 PM

    Operation Slumber: Covertly dressed as a woman, Frank vies to discover what women really do at sleepovers.

  5. kiler says

    April 8, 2011 at 1:40 PM

    So, Doc, i met these 2 models, took them back to my place, broke out the crazy glue, and…here we are.

  6. Roughkat says

    April 8, 2011 at 2:23 PM

    Excess bronzer can be shared fully clothed if the intended bronzees simply bask in your awesomeness.

  7. Dillon says

    April 8, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Man Rule: Gay guys always have hot friends.

  8. Matt says

    April 8, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    They were like this when I got here, officer. I swear.

  9. Anonymous says

    April 8, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    The Oompa Loompas’ father after a long day’s toils

  10. Chase says

    April 8, 2011 at 9:48 PM

    cleavage, not just for ladies anymore

  11. LW says

    April 10, 2011 at 9:15 AM

    No one knew the new designer drug, Androgyny, had such literal and lethal side effects.

  12. Mer says

    April 12, 2011 at 2:18 AM

    Just by putting their ear up near his crotch they could feel their love below.
    He is the most fashionable man in the world.

  13. Adam says

    April 14, 2011 at 3:02 AM

    The newest fragrance from Gucci: Chloroform.

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