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This is worse than a pre-frayed baseball cap. And I think we can all agree that pre-frayed baseball caps are pretty bad. Pretending to have character, when there really is no character there, is called being a poser. Nobody wants to be a poser. Here’s the description:
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“A design hero that adds an accidental dose of unkempt cool. Each one is uniquely distressed, paint-splashed (with at least three different colors) and repaired by hand so you always come off perfectly imperfect. Intended to look like it has spent years in an artists’ studio. Cotton. Crewneck. Rib trim at neck, cuffs and hem. Long sleeves. Import.”
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There are four points of absurdity that when originally written should have stopped J. Crew from ever putting this up for sale. They are, in order of appearance:
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J. Crew deserves tons of respect for the way they’ve hurdled themselves to the top of the style heap in the last half decade. But this one is just laughable. Original price was $100. And it’s a sweatshirt that’s supposed to make you look like an artist. Because those who you would be imitating would ever stoop to something like this?
I’d rather wear one of those sliced up blood spattered shark shirts from the 80s and claim I tangled with a great white.
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Holy sh*tballs they’ve made one for kids too. And it’s $60.
The Huck team is off on vacation. Which means their big winter clearance is very…
Brooks Brothers starts their winter clearance with an additional 25% off sale items.
Plus a Christmas album you probably haven't heard yet this year. Maybe.
With a focus on holiday events. It's their last sale before their shipping cutoff.
Style choices to make for those times when how you're perceived is critical.
Timex grows into a solid, grown-up dive watch design.
