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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 9

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011 Ad Campaign

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Fool.  I said bring me a virgin.  Not a sturgeon.  You will die for this.

Joe

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