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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 9

March 25, 2011 By Joe | Heads up: Buying via our links may result in us getting a commission. Also, we take your privacy rights seriously. Head here to learn more.

Dolce & Gabbana Spring/Summer 2011 Ad Campaign

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They’re supposed to be selling clothes. That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Fool.  I said bring me a virgin.  Not a sturgeon.  You will die for this.

Filed Under: Clothing, Too Expensive Tagged With: bad modeling

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Comments

  1. Mark Reynoldsc says

    March 25, 2011 at 3:57 PM

    “Idiota! You misunderstand me when I say Paolo is to sleep with the fishes.”

  2. Joshua says

    March 25, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    ^^^ Hahaha…One and done, IMO.

    But for the sake of variety,

    “Worst. Wedding present. Ever.”

  3. Dillon says

    March 25, 2011 at 7:17 PM

    “We don’t always wear ridiculously expensive clothing and stare questioningly at eachother but when we do – it’s while holding a raw fish”

  4. Dan G says

    March 26, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    Every was ashamed of Chris when he came to the wedding in his ‘Extreme Work Wear’ look.

  5. Dan G says

    March 26, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    *one

  6. chase says

    March 26, 2011 at 2:43 AM

    most interesting man in the word ftw

  7. William says

    March 26, 2011 at 4:12 AM

    Traded my jacket for a fish. Never look back.

  8. chase says

    March 26, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    is the guy in the back checking out the other model or the fish? either way he looks hungry

  9. vadims pitlans says

    March 26, 2011 at 6:23 PM

    Something fishy about this campaing

  10. yeeth says

    March 27, 2011 at 8:56 AM

    The new D&G fishskin suits. Because snakeskin is so passe.

  11. Reza Setiawan says

    July 1, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    should we appreciate for such an idea….? like that..?….. lilbit maybe…..sorry but that was an odd add..

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