Topman’s Spring Utility Campaign
Topman is kinda like ASOS. Some of their stuff would have potential, if their models weren’t so underfed and down in the dumps. Come guys. If getting your picture taken really makes you so despondent, you might want to opt for a new career. Something other than modeling.
Topman is pushing a new spring trend of “Utility.” Y’know, clothes inspired by classic workwear. Not that you’d actually ever work in these clothes. But… well maybe they’re just made to look like you could. If you lived and worked in the mid 19th century.
Anyway, here’s a full promo pic. More shots from the campaign over at Topman.com. Leave your caption in the comments section below. And remember, this is supposed to make you want to buy the clothes.
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I’ll go first: The bastard zombie sons of Keira Knightly and Pete Towsened have come for your brains!
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!
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Makes me want to watch Pirates of the Caribbean
Your turn. No prizes on the line though. Because if the looks on the faces of those two child laborers aren’t proof enough… there are no winners this time.
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As featured in the hit movie, “Children of the Corn”…
Offspring of the farmers in Grant Wood’s painting, American Gothic.
Britain’s latest pop sensation “Daddy Hit Me, so Mummy bought me a Synthesizer”.
I’m so depressed because I can’t afford the $450 suit to wear with a dingy low-neck t-shirt to an event I would never get invited to anyway…
(http://us.topman.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?beginIndex=0&viewAllFlag=&catalogId=33059&storeId=13051&productId=2241241&langId=-1&sort_field=Relevance&categoryId=207536&parent_categoryId=247580&sort_field=Relevance&pageSize=20)
Good Lord, I’m hungry. Should I sell this God-awful blazer so i can buy some couscous?
OK lads, for this one give me Eyeore’s lost his job, his house is in foreclosure, the 100 acre wood’s been leveled to make way for a Mega-Mall, and Piglet’s just snorted his Prozac. Perfect.
Hey, do you think my super skinny jeans could be hidden in these fields of organic wheat?
I don’t know, but I’m hungry. Let’s find some small children to eat.
As they awoke from their unexplained 20 year slumber, Jeff and Chad feared they’ve been left behind by Flock of Seagulls.
Clothes? I thought this was the line for free soup!
Oh noes … I Botoxed my jowls.
Hello Danny. Come and play with us. Come and play with us, Danny. Forever… and ever… and ever…
…..but only if you have a flock of seagulls haircut.
EDIT: Just saw butch beat me to the FOS joke! Ah well, it’s a good joke anyway.
“i’ve had this shirt since i was seven”
“Please sir…. I want some more!”
“From Ears to Eternity”
“Brains … Brains”
Zombie Musk, by Calvin Klein.
“Before they were stars, this week: Young Einstein and The Who.”
nice! lol