First of all, does anyone else want to knock these Topman models upside the head? For God sakes, don’t look so despondent. Who knows when that annoying melancholy Debbie Downer face became acceptable for retail models. But sh*t. Keep it to the runway. These wispy kitten farts are the saddest excuse of male homo sapiens the world has ever seen.
And second, shouldn’t the coat be made of more than 5% wool to be classified as “Wool Mix?”
All criticisms aside, it’s a great looking coat. The key with patterned outwear is to keep the coat dark, and the pattern simple. This does both. The buttons look like those leather one’s your Dad had on his old corduroy jacket. Y’know, the one with the elbow patches. Free shipping since the coat costs more $150.
Now somebody tell that kid to cheer up.
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