The guys at Coolmaterial.com seem pretty down to earth. But now I’m questioning it. One would like to think they’re being facetious with their most recent post, but if I may…
The above Sweatshirt is from designer James Perse and costs $165. For a sweatshirt. Wait… it gets better.
See those dots on it? That’s actually: “hand applied paint splatter.” This $165 sweatshirt is supposed to REPLICATE what it would look like if you, y’know… actually painted a room or something.
If you’re dumb enough to purchase one of these things you should be required to get sterilized as to prevent you from polluting the gene pool. I don’t know how Mr. Perse could ever look a customer in the eye who purchased one of these things from one of his stores, and not laugh in their face.
"I like turtles." (on swim trunks.)
In person with the under $70, retro-upper meets future-sole lifestyle sneaker.
A step up from the pajama pants you wore to those 9am western civ lectures...…
Breezy and lightweight. Sold as separates, and the blazers do great with chinos or jeans.…
For when the weather gets good, and stops being so (wait for it) BAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa-d.
One day only. Sneaky snail mail deal + St. Patrick's Day = an extra 33.6%…