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Women to Stay Away from on New Year’s

12 Skanky New Year’s Eve Dresses

From TheFrisky.com

New Year’s Eve is second only to Halloween when it comes to women dressing as slutty as possible.  Every single woman with a decent figure and some kind of self esteem issuse will be out in force showing as much skin as possible.  Be ready for it, and be ready for the worst of the worst of em.  The Total Train Wrecks.

Total Train Wrecks are those “Chicks” whose heads are so far up in the clouds that they haven’t encountered reality since before they hit puberty.  These are the women who will ruin your night with drama, drunken ramblings, and all around bitch-tastic behavior if you make the mistake of buying them a drink.  One second you’re being nice, the next she’s crying and some roided up clod in a trucker hat wants to shove his fist down your throat.

Stay away from them.  They won’t be tough to spot.  Here’s what they’ll be wearing… courtesy of TheFrisky.com

Looking for something to wear for yourself on New Year’s?  Keep it stylish, and affordable, with our suggestions.

Joe

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