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Urban Outfitters Cockpit Sweater

Urban Outfitters Cockpit Zip Up – $98.00

90% of the Men’s clothing department in an Urban Outfitters is geared towards a guy who’d wear skinny jeans, a black ripped up hooded sweateshirt, and would then position himself outside of a local coffee shop, smoking a cigarette, for that ultimate emo-hipster look.

The Cockpit Zip Up could never be sported by one of those types.  You need shoulders, posture, and an actual body made up of substantial muscle to not be swallowed by it.  It’s damn near tactical looking.

Heavy knit cotton is the base for a zippered and button up front.  The high collar is perfect for cold mornings, afternoons, and nights.  The stow away hood will rarely be used, but, it’ll add thickness to the neck.  Wide rib knit at the cuffs and hem.  Way too expensive at almost $100.  But if it hits the clearance rack, and you need a:  “Crap it’s cold” go-to sweater, here it is.

Joe

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