Tony Stark’s Suits (?), The Uber Stat, & Sartorial Choreography

ON A MISSION FROM GOD:

(thank you)

SUITED SUPERHERO: Something tells me these are not going to be your bespoke quality garment.

JUDGEMENT DAY: Opening ceremony is tonight. Meanwhile, this is mild, I realize, but still. This on the other hand. Not so much.

MORE OF THIS PLEASE: First of all, wow. The fact that these guys thought they could do this sheds light on their reputation, but the burn from this very public challenge has got to hurt. Good for her.

H8RS GONNA H8: I see a lot of bitchin’ about Pokemon Go on the interwebs. I ain’t buying it. 

AT EASE, MEN!

(thank you)

NO NOPE NOT-UH NIET NEIN + DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY = nightmare fuel. The. Hell. Is. That.

VA-VA-VOOMSAD TROMBONE: Dossier understudy Eric H kindly brought this to our attention. For the record, The Determined Jackrabbit is my new favorite band name.

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: This was surprising and useful. If you still use the stuff. It seems as if there is a newer, hipper replacement every other month.

MISS POTTER’S SECRET: She wasn’t just about the bunnies. This is pretty cool.

HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY! HEY!

(Thank you)

ADVENTURES IN MODERN PSYCHOLOGY: I bet some people are feeling kind of sheepish about this. #poophappens

WAIT, WHAT?  I’m rather surprised (pleasantly) at this decision. Share the pain.

GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS: On the one hand, we’re finally drinking less of the sugary stuff. On the other, we’re creating a giant industry around the draining of city, county, and state resources for corporate profit. And, also, crappy plastic bottles.

DOUBLE DUTCH ON ‘ROIDS:

(thank you)

NOT SO FAST? Sometimes science has to come in and mess with a company’s prime marketing point. Not that this was their only marketing point.

RESCUE OF THE WEEK: This is, as my best pal likes to say, something. I’m not sure you’ll see a more remarkable photograph this week.

WAIT, WHAT²? I can’t even.

THAT WOULD BE NO, ALEX: What is the answer to this non-rhetorical question? We are not replicants. We are humans. We are capable of appreciating and enjoying the fuel that keeps us going. This, just, ugh. HOWEVER: Figure out a way to make this actually taste good and maybe you have something that would help battle malnutrition around the world. OH CRAP: Now I feel weird about how this stuff tastes and for turning my nose up at it but happily suggesting that it would be good for others. And now I’m over it. Phew.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.