Va Va Voom Vroom, Beer Shortages, & All the Stathams

VA VA VOOM: 

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CONTEXT: Just about the time that they are going to be the focus of the entire world, the whole place is melting down. Not ready for prime time?

TROLLS: Everything we think about interwebs comments sections is true. It is a vile and frightening world.

SPEAKING OF: I fear for what might be about to happen to some very nice people.

WHAT’S IN YOUR ATTIC? Dreams can happen? Right? (Checks the attic – doesn’t have an attic.)

THAT MOMENT YOU REALIZE…you are not alone. I feel as if the world has changed.

ANOTHER SIDE OF STATHAM:

THE RANDOMNESS OF BAD LUCK: Sucks to be these guys (meant in the most sincere way possible).

DIVERSIONS! You are either going to thank me or kill me. More likely you’re just going to shake your head and walk away.

MUTANTS! Just kidding. I’m just jelly. Really, super, unhealthily jealous.

INSTITUTIONAL FRAUD: This is the kind of stuff that makes my head go boom.

ONCE UPON A TIME: It would seem that Jack Ripper was an American export.

PERSPECTIVE:

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This is a picture of the space shuttle Endeavor’s final launch, taken from a training aircraft far (far) above the earth’s surface…

PORTLANDIA? I’m not hating. I’m just going for the low hanging fruit.

DISCLAIMER: I am going out of my way to not post anything about the circus going on around us currently, but I could not resist this. The fourth paragraph is gold.

WELL THAT DIDN’T TAKE LONG: So many jokes to make. It’s just too much.

THIS IS WAS NOT UNEXPECTED: I imagine we will be seeing a whole lot more of this. And this too.

ONCE UPON A TIME:

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Yes. This is fake. But also, real.

MEANWHILE…life on the farm in Russia. (Editor’s Note: Why was I expecting the goat to do this?) 

MESSAGES: You have more than you think. Most of you anyway.

IN SPACE…no one can hear you scream. But my cats are totally freaked out right now.

NOT SO SWEET: The sugar conspiracy. Making America obese since 1972! Then there’s this.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.