The H.S. Playa King, Passport Prince, & Cheap Gas ain’t always Good.

BEST. PASSPORT PHOTO. EVER:

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BUY BETTER: Thank you to Dappered reader Brandon D for sharing this interesting piece. It is, and continues to be a conversation worth having. Is it as simple as some want to make it? It certainly doesn’t seem that way. But the fact that these companies have seen an opportunity, and are running with it, is worth applauding.

THE BEST DRAMA…is not always on the courts. I love the reactions from the sideline.

HEADS UP: It turns out, the Zika virus outbreak gives men one more reason to play it safe.

IT HAS COME TO THIS: We need PSA’s about the very basics of how to properly deal with emergencies.

WHEN YOU CREATE CONTENT FOR A LIVING…

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CORE GOALS: Good golly. Good on this guy. Also, you might turn off your volume before clicking.

HATERS GONNA HATE…but this guy right here is going places. Even if they are carnations.

SCIENCE! Sometimes baby steps are the biggest of all. This is encouraging.

OH NOES! This calls for a hoardin’.

‘MURICA: No words. But maybe a visual reference.

…SOMETIMES IT’S LIKE THIS:

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The Monkey Painter, Alexandre-Gabriel Decamps, 1833

SNOWCATS: Jesper seems pretty happening. Nice work there puss. Then there’s this guy. And finally, there is this hungry, hungry kitty which manages to be the best or worst snow hazard ever. More on that last kitty here.

WORST WEEK EVER? Yeezy has more debt than sense. Yeezy doesn’t want white publications talking about his music. But he does want a white guy to fund his dreams? Also, this has got to hurt. And I imagine this, too. And then there was this. But hey, the news isn’t all bad.

HALLOWEEN PROTIP: Make you own Mad Max mask and find your Furiosa.

WHILE SOME DAYS IT FEELS LIKE THIS:

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THE OTHER FOOT: In this case, we’re losing count. Seriously, this is just weird. I keep waiting for news on a super boring rational explanation for these. I’m still waiting.

PERSPECTIVE: This made me queasy. Congratulations to all of you born with the gene that lets you do this.

BELT TIGHTENING HAPPENS EVERYWHERE: So I’m guessing Donut Fridays are out?

SCIENCE! PART 2: Well when it comes right down to it, this has to be a good thing, right?

FEED YOUR HEAD:

CONSEQUENCES: The interwebs will steer you wrong more often than not. And I am so thankful for the people who document their spectacularly poor decisions.

ADVENTURES IN MODERN DATA STORAGE: So, this is how we save human culture for posterity?

THIS IS WHY WE CAN’T HAVE NICE THINGS: The ugly side of cheap gasoline.

LATE NIGHT ROLE PLAY? I’m thinking these are flying off the shelf at the moment.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. But he does understand that sometimes when you are making things for the interwebs you can feel like this.