007’s Workplace Weapon, Made in the USA, & Wasted Parents

PROOF THAT CLOWNS ARE INHERENTLY EVIL:

(thanks, i think…)

Even Mister Rogers is horrifying.

MADE IN AMERICA: Dappered reader Dave S sent this our way. As he says: “Hits all the Dappered specs –> timeless & classic, check. Durable & quality craftsmanship, check. Made in USA, check. Unbelievable return policy, double check.” Maybe you already have a pair?

CHANCES ARE…you have heard about this guy. Because you should have. So on the chance that you haven’t, I’d like to introduce you to a grand champion troll. Also, you heard about this, right? Because…

DAT ASS: It’s taking its toll on our vital resources.

RUBBERBOND: I know someone who needs one of these. I’m guessing you do too.

NI NI NI NI NI NI NI NI…

(ta)

LIFEHACK OF THE WEEK: I don’t generally post from this source but I can attest to the merits of this article. Also, sorry for the TMI.

HUMANS: It turns out we are why Mother Nature can’t have nice things.

YOUR PEARLY WHITES…came from fish? 

APPETITE FOR DE-SPECTRE: Anyone else ever feel slightly queasy about this? Just…wow. Then there’s this!

IT’S YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MIDNIGHT: This made me strangely happy. Although I would imagine it would work with EDM too.

SUBTLE, DAWG.

(thank you)

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Our country is dancing on the razor’s edge. This might just be the thing that sends us rocketing into oblivion. 

YOU DON’T HAVE TO TAKE IT WITH YOU: Not gonna lie. Out of their intended context, this is just freakin’ creepy. And I’m inked.

OH THAT’S NASTY! Sometimes science gets the bummer jobs. Yeah, I’m pretty much a wuss where that stuff is considered.

AIN’T NO SHRIMP…like a Mantis Shrimp. Don’t even mess with them.

OIL ON CANVAS:

(thank you)

F©lix Labisse (French, 1905-1982)
‘’Le Rendez-Vous sur le Bloksberg” , ca.1976

‘MURICA: Somewhere there must be video. Is it too much to hope for a Muppets reenactment?

RED EYES CRYIN’ IN THE RAIN: And this shall surprise no one.

THIS, EXACTLY: There are so many places I would love to drop these into.

INCOMING:

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.