Workplace Tracking, Tinder Rules, and what’s Coming back to Theaters

RED CARPET PHOTOBOMB:

(say cheese)

THINK FIRST…speak later. This right here seems uber-useful. I believe I will be printing this out as a reminder.

OOPS! Our bad. (The didn’t we see this in a movie edition)

INDEFENSIBLE: I’d gleefully kick these people where it counts given the chance. Shameful.

MOOOOOOOOSE!

(holy shit)

Then there’s this guy. Or these guys.

THAR SHE BLOWS! Impact in three…two…BOOM.

WE ARE GRIST FOR THE MILL: Don’t believe it? Here’s what could be coming to a work environment near you. Ugh.

DAY CARE KEGGER?! This should not come as the surprise that it is. Also, goodness.

WELL ALRIGHT THEN:

(thank you)

JUST STOP ALREADY: I came upon this on my Tumblr feed recently: “I’ve come to the conclusion that at least 1 in 5 people on social media are the reason silica gel packets need to have ‘Do Not Eat’ on them.” Personally, I believe that is a conservative estimate. This is just one reason why. And here’s another just because.

HOW TO GET AHEAD ON TINDER: Rules. You best be on your game.

AS IF THEIR JOB ISN’T HARD ENOUGH: This is pretty crappy. 

SCOTTISH SWORDS!

(ta!)

DON’T BE LIKE THAT GUY: Double trouble. Or this guy. Or this woman.

THE PLEDGE: It is safe to say, it has evolved over the years.

GUITLY PLEASURE TV TIME: I admit it. I love this show. Congrats fellas. Impressive.

PERSPECTIVE: What the world thinks of the current presidential campaign.

INCOMING!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.