Categories: Etc.

Roller Skating Sun Bunnies, Monkey Lumbars, & Bat Face

CALIFORNIA DREAMING: 1979

(thank you)

WUT? I feel so sheltered. And confused.

Editor’s Note: Never heard of this either. From the article: “These photos are just capturing a moment of true fellowship.” Oh come on.

HEADS UP: There might be an issue with body ink and a fully functional Apple watch. 

INSTANT REPLAY? This was somewhat unexpected. But as a really smart guy quoted another really smart guy, “the optics were just awful.”

**SPECIAL AUDIO POST HEADER** Because there may come a day when you find yourself in need of one of these.

GRILL:

(mine)

True story. This is the grill of a totally rad tractor that I got to drive one time. In the snow. And then we shot at targets.  Also, there was good whiskey. It was the best day ever.

AH BANANAS: This explains more than I care to admit. (scratches ass)

GERMAN ENGINEERING: This seems kind of important. I’m sure someone would helpfully point out the subsequent issues therein, which is to say, I admit that I haven’t worked out the possible side effects yet because I got distracted by a cat video.

Editor’s Note II: “German Federal Minister of Education & Research Johanna Wanka**cough**

MORNING THUNDER LUMBER: Your body, explained. Which leads directly to this.

WHOOSH: 

(all net)

LIBERAL ARTS HUMOR: Pretty much exactly.

MUSIC HISTORY OF THE WEEK: This song has been heavy on my mind this week.

INDIANA JONES LEVEL SHIT RIGHT UP IN hee-uh!

AND WITH MONTHS TO SPARE: Jut like that, Halloween is sorted.

INCOMING!

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.

Tim Johnstone

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