Clooney’s Brows, WiFi Detectors, & Headphone Disasters

YUP:

(thank you)

WAVE OR POOL? Because nobody appears to be buying music anymore, even the artists themselves understand the importance of being the face of a streaming service. This story has had so. much. press. But not everyone is convinced. Then there’s this.

GO DIG IN THE DIRT: Put down the pills and pick up a hoe.

WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? ‘Murica!

I LAUGHED. I CRIED. I HIT REPEAT. The phrase “it’s funny because it’s true” has rarely been more applicable.

MEOW MORE THAN EVER: 

I miss this tumblr lots. 

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE: Thundersnow is awesome. But to find out that this could happen in big cities is full-on cray. Cray I say!

LIFE HACK OF THE WEEK (NERD EDITION): I would never have use of this but I would hail the person who made this a part of their daily existence.

POP CULTURE MASH UP OF THE WEEK: You will either get this immediately or you will not. Genius.

BEST ACTION HERO EVER:

(thank you)

DEJA VU: I have seen this movie before. No, really.

DEJA VU DEUX: What could possibly go wrong? Oh wait…right. Mostly.

THEN THERE’S THIS: I feel like this could have been an “X Files” episode. And, maybe, it will be.

AND FINALLY, THIS: Going old school to cure new micro-beasties.  

A BOY & HIS DOG:

(thank you)

ZOMBIE PSYCHOLOGY: Apparently, some people see a Zombie problem before the actual Zombie problem.

DISCLAIMER: This is not meant to create a ruckus. I am just always surprised that people are surprised to learn this.

NOPE: No, not-uh, nyet, nein, hell no. I hope this never gets built. Is it possible for a building to be a douchebag? Yes. Apparently it is. And because this is most likely some kind of satire or seasonal joke doesn’t make it any better. Editor’s Note: BUT THINK OF THE THUNDERSNOW

WANT: It’s about damn time. Yesterday. That’s when I want this.

WAIT, WHAT? That whole dyed Easter Egg thing, explained.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• Because nobody wants to see your little sad sack.
• I would also add man bun.
• Tis the season.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.