Buster Keaton as a child. He always had it.
ACCIDENTS WILL HAPPEN: And sometimes this is a very good thing. Especially if you have trouble seeing certain colors.
GLUTEN FREE? Are we, just maybe, demonizing the wrong foodstuffs?
THE GOOD GUYS…rarely get the spotlight. And this is one of the best. Thanks to The Editor for this one.
HEY ALANIS! Now this is ironic. Also, the feck with this asshat.
FASTER PUSSYCAT, KILL, KILL:
THE FURRY BLUE PHILOSOPHER: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions.
GOOD NEWS EVERYBODY! Anyone else think of Futurama when they read this?
GREAT SCOT! Your phrase for today is Male Unbifurcated Garment. But for reals, I’m of Scottish descent. So I’m prone to dig this stuff.
Frank Sinatra, self-portrait, 1938
MEANWHILE…at the end of the world, questions.
WE’RE GONNA NEED A BIGGER BAR OF SOAP: This kid is my hero.
THIS IS A GOOD THING, RIGHT? Wait, it can’t be. Nah, sure it is. I think. Yes. Probably.
GO AHEAD AN’ JUMP.
This is George Nissen. I’m told he invented the trampoline. Oh, and that’s his Kangaroo.
PEOPLE I WISH I COULD HAVE MET: Have you ever read about someone and felt genuine loss at never having had an opportunity to meet them?
CHANGING THE RULES: I can think of some people who are going to have an issue with this. Yup.
FROM THE NO $#!% SHERLOCK FILE: This came as a surprise to who exactly?
Editor’s note to self: Stop sending Tim texts about The Dossier & Playlist after 5pm.
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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.