Marilyn Monroe’s Vertical, Dash Cam whoa whoa whoa NO!, & Pickles

ME @ EVERY PARTY EVER:

(thank you) 

IT’S NOT JUST WISCONSIN: America loves its liquid refreshments. Cheers.

IS IT WRONG…that a part of me is always kind of impressed when one of these heists happen? I blame Danny Ocean.

THE MORE YOU KNOW: I had no idea. Also, if you don’t like brined veggies, perhaps a scoop of sherbet?

OH  NOOOOOOOOOES: Lifehack of the week. Seriously, maybe this will save you some grief.

SPECTRE VISION: Sam Mendes on the new Bond film.

THEN THERE’S THIS: Applause.

VAGABOND BALLER: I think we might be hearing more from this kid. And not just because I used to own a Camper Van. I caller her Beethoven. And I cooked and lived out of it. When I was camping. That one time.

THIS WEEK…I don’t hate people so much. For reals. This is something.

GOBSMACKED: It would appear that Queen Elizabeth can’t really afford to die.

JUMPIN’ NORMA JEAN:

(thank you)

HOT DIGGITY DAMN! Well that’s settled…oooh puppies.

BETTER THAN VELCRO: At first I was, wait, what? But then I was, huh, ok. So I guess I’m intrigued.  Or just indecisive. Definitely intrigued.

THE BADDEST CEPHALOPOD OF THEM ALL: I am completely wigged out by these guys. In the best way possible. They are completely fascinating.

THEN THERE’S THIS: Still not convinced?

BRAND NEW MEEP MEEP!

THEN THERE’S THIS: This is probably one of the reasons I loved those cartoons so much.

LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION! I know exactly where I’m headed when this happens. I guess there is one good thing about the backwards state I call home.

ROCK AND ROLL HISTORY: Even if you aren’t familiar with his music, the story of his death is pretty gripping.

RESPECT:

(thank you)

MEANWHILE…in Russia.

THERE IS A 75% CHANCE…that I’ve linked to this before. But I don’t care. This deserves it.

IT’S NOT JUST ME: Knowing why this drives me crazy won’t stop this from driving me crazy.

FALSE ADVERTISING: When “green” isn’t good for you. Also, just use this stuff.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• The case for these cases.
• An entirely different, but smart, accessory.
• Because nobody wants the funk. And the season is upon us.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.