The Hungry Octopus, The Bruised Tuchus, & The Annoying Ruckus

SKY SPRITES:

(thank you)

This is a meteorological phenomenon that blows my mind. 

I’M NOT SAYING THAT THIS HITS CLOSE TO HOME…but it totally does.

SIMULACRUM OF THE WEEK: Nature just likes to mess with us.

ANOTHER WEEK…and another example of how 50 Shades Of Grey is destroying society.

24/7/365

(thank you)

DOCTOR OH HELL NO: You would be hard pressed to find a more interesting example of chutzpah and wild-eyed entrepreneurism than what’s waiting for you here. And if that got your attention, this is a good read about the man in question.

(Editor’s Note:

Okay, it’s a sheep, not a goat. But good golly.)

BUTTHURT: No truer example will you ever see (warning, ass).

NOT RHETORICAL: I ask myself this very thing on a regular basis.

DANCE THE MAGIC DANCE:

This is something I could watch over and over again. There is a great article about what these dancers are doing over here.

THE CIRCLE OF LIFE: Damn nature, you scary!

UH, GUYS…this seems kind of obvious to me, but nonetheless a downer.  Maybe the hippies were on to something.

GOALS: It is always good to plan for life’s little things.

SO. MANY. WUTS.

(thank you)

FOR THE RECORD: This is the first cat thing I’ve posted. So, deal with it.

MORE GOALS: Meet the new man caves. This I could get used to.

NATURE FINDS A WAY: Sometimes the Ocean welcomes our left-overs. I’ve seen several examples of this in the last few years and they are always somehow hopeful. Thanks to Marshall L for sharing this with us.

THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH: That does it. I’m not having kids.

INCOMING!

I know people from Cut Bank. I don’t think any of them are swindlers. Or killers. They like their beer though. But truth be told, I’m looking forward to this even more (warning: red band trailer so there is, like, language and violence and stuff).

Need something else to read?

• Because a dress shirt is more than its collar, cuffs, and color.
• I just got one of these and I’m pretty dang pleased with myself.
• Adventure time!

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.