Nutmeg, Big Bass, and Eva Green’s 2015 Calendar

CALENDAR GIRL:

(thank you)

Photographer Julia Fullerton-Batten shot the jaw dropping Eva Green for a Campari calendar. Only 9,999 copies will be printed, and getting your hands on one will be tough. I can’t stop looking. Bottoms up.

SPICE SPICE BABY: The connection between nutmeg and Manhattan.

BEST OF 2014: Among all the things I love about this track, the Herculean bass line that is the foundation for all the swagger herein simply confirms the song’s title.  I can’t wait for the full-length from this guy!!

LIVING IN CHINA: Sometimes it seems like they’re not even making an effort.  #wanko.

CALENDAR GIRL:

(thank you)

BEST OF 2014: In a year that provided spectacular reads, this was the best novel I’ve experienced in years.

LIVING IN CHINA: And then there are times when they are doing all they can to put the toothpaste back in the tube. Good luck with that.

THEN AGAIN…we’ve got some issues of our own we should be addressing.

TWO THINGS: Are we really to believe that at no time in the planning stage, someone, no matter how timid the personality, didn’t stop and say, “uh guys?”  Also, the interwebs exists for this stuff.

CALENDAR GIRL:

(thank you)

THE REALITY WE MAKE FOR OURSELVES: Not that this issue didn’t exist before social media. It’s just more prevalent now. Interesting stuff.

BEST OF 2014: From my perspective, Broken Bells’ second release improved upon their first. That is quite the accomplishment. This is just one of the reasons why.

JUST BECAUSE YOU CAN…in no way means you should. Gracious.

MAKE GOOD CHOICES! Somewhere along the way, that sage advice didn’t connect with this guy.

CALENDAR GIRL:

(thank you)

OH NOES: This will certainly make the Burgermeister Meisterburger outlaw Christmas decorations.

INDEFENSIBLE: This right here. Seriously. This just should not be happening.

FOR WHAT IT’S WORTH…I’m always skeptical of advice for hangover cures. For me, a greasy cheeseburger does the trick. Nevertheless, here’s a much healthier suggestion from Valet.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• SUIT UP! Where cheap is good.
• SUIT UP! The blues.
• SUIT UP! The caveats.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.