Underoos for adults, & would you call yourself a Lumbersexual?

AT FIRST I WAS LIKE…

(thankyouverymuch)

…what are those 80’s (as in 18oo) ladies doing with a giant Elvis Presley mask? And then I read the details: Unpacking the Statue of Liberty, c.1886. Now I’m just really confused.

GIMME A BREAK: This is going to make some people lose their shit.

WHAT GOES AROUND…comes back around. I’m pretty sure we’ve all been here before. Just me? Really?

STARRY STARRY AWESOMENESS: This is one of the niftiest things I’ve seen in a while. Full marks.

BURNING PALMS: 

(thank you)

GET IN MA BELLY! For some reason this just creeps the hell out of me.

PRE AUTOTUNE: This never fails to amaze. That voice. Then there’s this. I get chills.

THIS HITS CLOSE TO HOME: My dad always told me that my first car would be something that we would take apart and put back together so I would understand and appreciate how it operated. By the time I got my first car, engines and technology had changed so much that my dad could no longer keep up. Never got that opportunity. All of that on account of me seeing this.

ONCE UPON A TYPE: 

(mine)

WHAT ARE WORDS FOR?: This is a depressing list.

WHO DIDN’T SEE…this coming? Anyone?

OH EM GEE: These are going to end up making a lot of grown men happy as kids this holiday season. For the record, I totally would.

HEAD GAMES:

(ありがとうございました)

WHERE HAVE ALL THE TURTLES GONE? No really, where have the corpse eating turtles of India gone?

NAME THAT TUNE: As someone who programs a music intensive radio station, I’ve been watching Shazam charts for clues to what my listeners like. It seems that I’m not the only one.

ODDS ARE…you don’t need to know about how some odds have changed.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

• For my pal who wanted to get his first pair of monks, here you go.
• If it is dress shirts you need, then this should be helpful.
• Get it up. Keep it up. Okay, get THEM up, keep THEM up.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.