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THIS MADE ME THINK OF YOU GUYS:

SIMULACRUM OF THE WEEK: Snort.

THE AWESOME POWER OF A FULLY FUNCTIONING…Google. Applause.

THE DEEP LOVE GURGLE. From one of my favorite sites. You should watch this. And while you’re at it, this is a pretty terrific story as well.

SHOW-OFF:

(thank you)

Impressed I am.

NEXT TIME SOME KNUCKLEHEAD IN THE NFL DOES SOMETHING STUPID: Remember this guy. Because we could use more like him.

TUMBL THIS: I am such a geek I cannot get enough of this stuff.

MALWARE: I had no idea that worked this way. And suddenly I feel like an idiot. I’m used to it.

I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!

(thank you)

And more impressively, that open wheeled land rocket. Zip and Zoom and Onions. Oh. And. Want to see the video? Here you go.

SO THIS HAPPENED: Two of the most distinctive artists I can think of get together for a conversation. Fascinating.

I CAN BE A RIGHT BASTARD…but if I had the chance, I would hug the bejiminies out of this woman if I could.

20,000 LEAGUES UNDER THE SEA: Nature offers up her surprises.

KITTEHS ARE KITTEHS ARE KITTEHS:

(meow)

FUTURE WANT: But I don’t want to have to wait for it.

THE TRIFECTA OF GOOD PEOPLE: These two guys right here deserve some attention. As someone who has had two parents in assisted living facilities, this hits close to home.

OH NOES! The sky is falling!

NOT SO FAST: The sky is not falling!

INCOMING: (OH EM GEE!)

Need something else to read?

• It’s not just about what you’re wearing guys…
• Holiday parties in your future? Shake things up.
• Tis the season for good tidings.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related. He doesn’t really hate people. Mostly.