The State of the Chronograph and the reason your all-stars have fuzzy bottoms.

PROOF THAT THE 80’s REALLY WERE THAT BAD:

THE BEST ACCESSORY: This is relevant to your interests if you’re a fan of the chronograph.  

LIFE IMITATES ART: I’m pretty sure I saw an Ethan Hawke movie that involved this stuff.  Also, nifty.

BRAINWAVES: This is a absolutely fascinating. These girls are going to face a life of challenges but they will also experience things we could never imagine.

BECAUSE, JAPAN:

WRONG SCHLONG:  1: I didn’t realize this chain still existed and… 2) Not for much longer if this is their idea of marketing.

THEN THERE’S THIS: Drunk monkeys are apparently in charge of the nation’s fast food restaurants. 

PARALLEL EXTINCTION? The demise of a once beloved department store and the disappearing American middle class. 

AND NOT NECESSARILY WITH KINDNESS…

QUICK HITS: 1) Got game?  2) I blame The Doctor. 3) I would totally use this. 4) Space sperm?

MUPPET WORTHY: If your town is as dog crazy as mine, you will most likely know many people who would love one of these. 

NO: This concludes another edition of “Tim Answers Obvious Questions.” This would probably force me away from what is essentially a luxury in many respects.

ALRIGHT FELLAS: You have been warned.

A ONE & ONLY KIND OF GUY:

THAT ONE TIME WHEN…Mr Met was perfectly clear.

SPEAKING OF BASEBALL: This is not your typical rags to riches baseball story. This reads like an adventure novel. Wow.

THERE ARE DOUCHEBAGS…and then there is this guy. STFU and go hide under a rock. Also, HA!

ALL TOGETHER NOW: Aw hell no.

WHAT THE BUG?

Strangely stylish.  

THIS IS PROBABLY…a terrible idea. I kind of have a big problem with it.

DOES IT REALLY MATTER? From the “what’s in a name” department of the bureau of “I don’t care.”

IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK…it’s a duck.

INCOMING!

Need something else to read?

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• For many of us, the sun is shining. This, then, is pretty useful.
• Ditto, this.

Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.