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Ridiculous Model Caption Contest 32

Emporio Armani Spring 2011 Runway

They’re supposed to be selling clothes, or in some cases, cologne.  That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created.  Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail.  Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway?  Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption.  Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.


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Frank’s Mom was a lunatic and insisted on dressing him all the way through high school.  When it was up to him to get his singlet on for wrestling practice, things would get a little rough.

Joe

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