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They’re supposed to be selling clothes (or sometimes, cologne). That’s the bottom line of every fashion show, high gloss magazine ad, and website photo ever created. Because in the end if they don’t move product, the business will fail. Which leads a lot of us to ask when seeing some of the photos the fashion & retail community produces: Who are they selling to anyway? Once a week you’ll find another head scratching nightmare fuel photo here, awaiting your caption. Feel free to leave your submission in the comments section below.
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Worst game of hide-the-cologne-bottle ever.
Unstructured loafers and linen shirts too. Warm it up? We're about to.
"It's a neighborly day for a beauty."
One of the best "GADA" (go anywhere, do anything) watches out there.
Summer outfit starters, if not outright foundations.
J. Crew (new) extra 50% off sale items, Filson tiers, & more.
Airy blazers, icon 5 pockets, new swim trunks, & lots of lightweight new arrivals.