Reason #187 To Not Look Like A Schlub – Katy Perry > Russel Brand.
Yes her music is bubblegum pop. Sure she launched her career with the not so eloquent “I kissed a girl.” But you’ve got to give her some credit. She’s young, she’s supremely confident, and she manages to mix looks of cute and ridiculously hot extremely well.
And the guy she might just marry is U.K. based shock-jock all around circus animal Russel Brand. He seems to be a product of our “look at me” society. He’s certainly found his niche speaking, acting, and dressing in a way that no one in their right mind would ever consider. Why?
He’s like a car accident. You know you’re not supposed to look, and most don’t. But a hell of a lot of people do. And that’s how he makes money. (And hell, maybe he’s a genius for that)
So why not look like a schlub if he’s roping in an up-and-comer like Katy Perry? For God sakes, his head looks like it’s been topped off with Paul Bunyan’s pubic hair.
Because one day she’ll either: grow up, get her vision fixed, or realize that smart and decent guys don’t feel the need to walk around looking like Rasputin’s uglier kid brother.
But until then, you’ll have to suck it up like a Romanov and know that for some unknown reason… that guy, is with this woman:
(Images from Esquire and Sheryl Nields, Just Jared, and ImWithTheBand)