PROOF THAT THE 80’s REALLY WERE THAT BAD:
THE BEST ACCESSORY: This is relevant to your interests if you’re a fan of the chronograph.
LIFE IMITATES ART: I’m pretty sure I saw an Ethan Hawke movie that involved this stuff. Also, nifty.
BRAINWAVES: This is a absolutely fascinating. These girls are going to face a life of challenges but they will also experience things we could never imagine.
WRONG SCHLONG: 1: I didn’t realize this chain still existed and… 2) Not for much longer if this is their idea of marketing.
PARALLEL EXTINCTION? The demise of a once beloved department store and the disappearing American middle class.
AND NOT NECESSARILY WITH KINDNESS…
MUPPET WORTHY: If your town is as dog crazy as mine, you will most likely know many people who would love one of these.
NO: This concludes another edition of “Tim Answers Obvious Questions.” This would probably force me away from what is essentially a luxury in many respects.
ALRIGHT FELLAS: You have been warned.
A ONE & ONLY KIND OF GUY:
THAT ONE TIME WHEN…Mr Met was perfectly clear.
SPEAKING OF BASEBALL: This is not your typical rags to riches baseball story. This reads like an adventure novel. Wow.
WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG? Pleasant dreams everyone.
WALKEN, YES INDEED:
CONVERSE ALL-STARS: Not only comfy, but trailblazers. Seriously, who knew that the reason they get fuzzy on the soles is due to something called tariff engineering.
ALL TOGETHER NOW: Aw hell no.
WHAT THE BUG?
THIS IS PROBABLY…a terrible idea. I kind of have a big problem with it.
DOES IT REALLY MATTER? From the “what’s in a name” department of the bureau of “I don’t care.”
IF IT WALKS LIKE A DUCK AND QUACKS LIKE A DUCK…it’s a duck.
Need something else to read?
- This is one of those posts you should bookmark.
- For many of us, the sun is shining. This, then, is pretty useful.
- Ditto, this.
Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.