Food, the food chain, and the color of your showers.

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THE SADDEST HOLIDAY MEAL EVER: 

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This would also be the best white elephant gift ever. So, there’s that.

ZZZZZZZ’s: You should know by now how important a good night’s sleep is but in case you aren’t convinced, this.  And if there’s one thing I’ve come to learn, some of you are going to disagree. Take it up with my trainer.

THIS IS GOING TO KILL THE FROZEN PEA BUSINESS: Good news fellas! Now if it only prevented STD’s we’d be set.

YOUR’E WELCOME! Unless this means nothing to you. Then, bah humbug to you. Which reminds me…

BECAUSE FOR SOME PEOPLE THERE IS NO HOLLY JOLLY:

UNITED STATES OF AGGRESSION: We are mad as hell and we’re not going to take it anymore. And in case that doesn’t ring your bells, this.

THE JOKES JUST WRITE THEMSELVES: I laughed out loud. I realize some might have an issue with this.

GOING NUCLEAR…in the war on AIDS.

UH, WISCONSIN? What. The. Hamburgers? Gracious.

THE HAPPIEST HOLIDAY MEAL EVER:

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LANDS’ END’S END? At least with Sears, it would appear.

SURPRISED? Not even.  

TO BE HONEST…after the great Coca Cola Dossier controversy of last week, I hesitate to drop this on y’all but apparently I am a sucker for punishment. So, uh, yeah.

FOOD CHAIN IN ACTION

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Thanks to Dappered’s official bartender Michael Bowers for this crazy scene from Yellowstone National Park. Michael also reminded me of this. Try not to be blown away by all of the awesomeness going on there.

SPEAKING OF THE FOOD CHAIN: We might not be as high up as you thought.

TRANSLATION OF THE WEEK: The iniquitous darkness pervades my black soul. 

SURVIVAL INSTINCT: This guy right here. Wow. Just wow.

SHUDDERS:

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THE PEE PEE CONTINUUM: How dark is too dark or how light is too light? A handy guide to your pee and your health. 

SNOW WAY: This entire industry is in danger of becoming irrelevant to a majority of the population in the not so distant future.

IT’S ALL FUN & GAMES…until someone loses their $#%@. Football makes us a little bit crazy.

INCOMING:

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Tim Johnstone is Dappered’s music correspondent as well as our resident gatherer of all things interwebs related.

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