Oscars Best and Worst Dressed 2010

Oscars Best and Worst Dressed 2010

Dappered’s Academy Awards Best and Worst Dressed 2010

Happy Oscar Night.  As long as Avatar hasn’t won best picture by the end of the evening, I think we’ll all be okay. (Update: It didn’t. Best Picture went to The Hurt Locker. Which is just fine by us. Hooray for the academy rejecting the idea that special effects = good storytelling)  Here’s your best dressed, worst dressed, and all around champion for this year’s Academy Awards Red Carpet. (Photos from Getty)

Best Dressed Men

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Jake Gyllenhaall - Notch Lapel, Slim bow-tie.  Pocket Square.  Very James Bond.
Sam Worthington - The unfinished look works for him.  So does the necktie.
Chris Pine - Captain Kirk is a classic role.  Peak Lapels make for a classic tux.  Well tailored and proportioned.

Worst Dressed men

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Ryan Seacrest – Looks more and more like a Muppet every day.  Stop trying so hard.
George Clooney - His too-long hair was more distracting than his girlfriend.  And that’s saying a lot.
Robert Downey Jr. - Kinda want to smack him upside the head for that getup.

Best Dressed Women

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Cameron Diaz - Usually not a fan.  But she looked amazing.
Penelope Cruz - Usually quite a fan.  And this is a good reason why.
Mariska Hargitay – Whuh…  … whoa.  (She’s 46-years-old by the way.  Bravo.)

Worst Dressed Women

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Sarah Jessica Parker - When in First Century Rome.  But she’s not.
Charlie Theron - It’s like Princess Leia’s hairstyle.  Only covering her t*ts.
Nicole Richie – Just because she has the body of a 82 year old, doesn’t mean she should dress like one.

***All Around Champion***

Law and Order SVU’s Mariska Hargitay.  In a walk.  She looked incredible.

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