James Perse Paint Splatter Sweatshirt – $165.00
The guys at Coolmaterial.com seem pretty down to earth. But now I’m questioning it. One would like to think they’re being facetious with their most recent post, but if I may…

The above Sweatshirt is from designer James Perse and costs $165. For a sweatshirt. Wait… it gets better.
See those dots on it? That’s actually: “hand applied paint splatter.” This $165 sweatshirt is supposed to REPLICATE what it would look like if you, y’know… actually painted a room or something.
If you’re dumb enough to purchase one of these things you should be required to get sterilized as to prevent you from polluting the gene pool. I don’t know how Mr. Perse could ever look a customer in the eye who purchased one of these things from one of his stores, and not laugh in their face.
Happening into the Gap store and this season they decided to go with distressed chinos. Yep, now you can buy clothes that look like you’ve worked in them.
I’m just waiting for Scion to release a car with peeling paint and faded upholstery.