Four Beers and Four Women for your Superbowl Party
Most American men love three things. Women, Beer, and Football. Most likely in that order. It’s the biggest game of the year this Sunday, and it’s also one of the biggest reasons to throw a party here in the states.
The football will take care of itself. You should make sure you’ve got the best beer, and your favorite women in attendance. Here’s four suggestions for each. And good luck with the women part.
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1. Deschutes Inversion IPA & Jenna Fischer
All American, has a reddish/amber hue, full of snappy comeback. And not always in the spotlight.
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2. Hacker Pschorr Weiss & Heidi Klum
Absurdly German. Beautiful. Been around for a bit (She’s 36, Beer is 593) You’ll never forget your first encounter.
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3. Samuel Smith Nut Brown & Kate Beckinsale
Brunettes. British. Well respected (Esquire’s sexiest woman alive 2010)
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4. PBR 160z Cans & Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks
No nonsense. Huge, um, cans. Never a bad thing.
(And if you’re wondering, up top… that is Jenna, Heidi, Kate, and Christina Moving from L – R)
Awful, just awful. Christina deserves a FAR better beer than PBR for her doppleganger. C’mon guys. With her hair color, how about Killian’s Red?
All right, all right, I see what you’re saying. But you gotta have something accessible for the “I just want a beer” crowd at your party. Killian’s will do just fine though. Plus, like Christina, it has that tremendous bulge up top.
Killian’s is terrible.
Absolutely terrible.
PBR works just fine at my house.
I’ll take a New Belgium Abbey and Amy Adams.
This probably won’t be popular, but I disagree about Christina Hendricks. The phrase “too much of a good thing” comes to mind… Sorry, but most of the picture I see of her are just unattractive in my opinion.
The other are very good though, I especially agree about Jenna.